Writer, Cat Owner

— Ira Bloom is a writer


Meet the Silver sisters

Sisters Esme, Katy, and Ronnie are smart, talented, and gorgeous, and better yet . . . all three are witches. They have high school wired until the arrival of two new students. Read More

I am a man of unusual depth…

…also, rather more width and less height than I’d like.

Welcome to my little corner of the internet. Does the internet even have corners? I’m trying to picture it in my mind, and it appears rather amorphous from this vantage. Where the heck are we, in all that? A little to the left, I think. 

The internet, like the universe, is infinite and full of nonsense. And the universe, as we know, is infinite in an infinite number of iterations. Space is infinite in infinite directions, and inner space is infinite at an infinite number of points. And time stretches infinitely before us, and infinitely into the past. And there are an infinite number of universes in the multiverse, and each is infinite in all these ways plus an infinite number of other ways which the human mind has only begun to understand. And there’s still not a damned thing worth watching on TV. So you might as well stick around. What’s wrong with a little nonsense, anyway? You’ll find plenty of it here.

Discuss in small groups.

Listen, read a couple of the blog posts, and see if anything tickles your fancy. I think there’s a place on this website where you can sign in and give me your email address and then I can send you a notice whenever I post anything new. I have a ton of funny stuff in my files, much of which has never been seen by the human eye, except mine of course, but why quibble?  I have big plans, for this website and your free time. Many people signed up, and look where they are now! Some people didn’t, and they’ll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of their lives. No pressure.

Much love,
Ira Bloom

July 25th, 2016